20 Signs that You Are a Mother

1 .Instead of running in the opposite direction of the vomit jet, run towards him…

2 .It does more things in 5 minutes than most people “normal”.

  1. A nightclub needs more recovery than surgery or liposuction.
  2. Have mini therapy sessions throughout the day with anyone who listens to you.
  3. Going to the supermarket alone has the same feeling of being on vacation.
  4. Measures pain on three levels: pain, intense pain and stepping on Lego barefoot.
  5. It has the ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors in the middle of the night, even with the room far away and her husband snoring on the side.
  6. He prefers to be 40 degrees feverish than to see his son suffering from it.
  7. A 15-minute shower with the door closed equals one day of SPA.
  8. Making physiological needs in public is part of your routine.
  9. Moist wipes are used to clean any stain, car, floor and a thousand other features.
  10. She locks herself in the bathroom and pretends she has a stomachache to have a minute’s rest.
  11. It has a strategic drawer with hidden chocolates (only for you)
  12. It picks up singing children’s songs of color and sausage, even when the son is sleeping or at school.
  13. Nor does he realize that, instead of novel, he is seeing drawing with excitement, even if the son sleeps.
  14. You can make dinner, breastfeed, talk on the phone and scold, all together without losing the rhythm, even watching the television program that is showing the step by step of the recipe (Keep noting carefully all ingredients).
  15. She is more intoxicated with children’s clothing than with clothes from the latest female fashion catalog.
  16. He decides he’s going to keep the same car for the next few decades, because first he does not have the money to change, and second, he does not know of any place that takes milk and purplish spots.
  17. At the end of the day, brushing your teeth to sleep is almost impossible.
  18. A hug, a smell and a care renew their energies.

I know you will have things to add, so depending on the comments, I make a Part II.